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SF Chronicle’s Best SF of the Year List

Posted 18 December 2010 | By | Categories: The Loving Dead | 3 Comments

THE LOVING DEAD is #1 on the San Francisco Chronicle‘s list of ten best SF & fantasy novels for 2010! (So what if it’s in alphabetical order by author?!)

“In Beamer’s first novel, the undead uprising finally comes to our own East Bay. When their house party in the Oakland Hills is interrupted by a couple of flesh-chomping zombies, Trader Joe’s co-workers Kate and Michael don’t really have the presence of mind to engage the threat effectively. “The Loving Dead” is funny, profane and more than a little bit squicky, a worthwhile and perceptive addition to a literary fad that won’t seem to lie down and stay dead.”

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Interview with Rick Kleffel

Posted 22 November 2010 | By | Categories: The Loving Dead | No Comments

Listen to NPR’s Rick Kleffel ask me about my literary pretensions and how they brought me to write a zombie novel. I say things like “the sexuality of zombies has been in the background long enough.” Link to Agony Column podcast.

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SF in SF redux

Posted 10 October 2010 | By | Categories: The Loving Dead | 4 Comments

Rick Kleffel’s coverage of my reading at SF in SF is up, along with a charming writeup:  ”Amelia Beamer knew exactly how to start off her reading at SF in SF in the August gig. She started with a reading from her book, wherein the character tells a sort of joke that you’ll never forget, indeed, one that will a) make you want to buy the book immediately, even before you get to the sex-zombies-in-the-zeppelin-bathroom scene; b) make you want to listen to the reading itself again immediately, because it’s just so cool.”

The reading starts about five minutes into the recording. SF in SF is a great venue, benefiting the Variety Children’s Charity of Northern California; next up, Claude Lalumière and Karen Joy Fowler, on October 16.

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Tor.com zombie week

Posted 17 September 2010 | By | Categories: The Loving Dead | 2 Comments

Check out Tor.com’s zombie goodness, including:

My guest post “Dead Sexy”, in which I answer the unholy question: Why do people want to fuck the dead?

A “name that zombie” photo caption contest for a goody bag filled with awesome. (My favorite so far: “This party is for Hugo nominees only!”)

A zombie art gallery including commentary about THE LOVING DEAD from cover artist Dave Palumbo: “The living girl in this painting spends most of the book fighting not only with zombies, but also with strong sexual feelings and questions. I wanted to show a moment which kind of walked halfway between: a struggle with a zombie where it could either lean towards a bite or a kiss.”

An excerpt from THE ZOMBIES OF LAKE WOEBEGOTTEN by Harrison Geillor.

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Upcoming appearances

Posted 09 September 2010 | By | Categories: The Loving Dead | 2 Comments

I’ll be at the fab SF in SF reading on Saturday September 11, along with Mark L. Van Name, with Terry Bisson moderating. Cash bar! Zoot suit! Zombies on a Zeppelin!

Reception starts at 7:00 PM, talky-talking at 8:00 PM. Find us at The Variety Preview Room,  582 Market St. @ Montgomery, 1st floor of The Hobart Bldg.

I’ll also be at  Litcrawl on Saturday October 9, 7:15 PM, along with Gail Carriger and S.G. Browne, at Borderlands Books in San Francisco.

From the Litquake website:

Borderlands Books Presents Zombies and Zeppelins
Borderlands Books, 866 Valencia St.

S.G. Browne has zombies, Gail Carriger has zeppelins, and Amelia Beamer’s first novel has both. Join us!

Amelia Beamer’s first novel, The Loving Dead, with zombies and a zeppelin, has been praised by the likes of Christopher Moore and Peter Straub.

S.G. Browne is author of the dark zombie comedy Breathers and the upcoming supernatural dark comedy Fated. He lives in San Francisco.

Gail Carriger, New York Times bestselling author, writes steampunk paranormal comedies of manners. She traversed European cities subsisting entirely on biscuits secreted in her handbag.

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Dark Del event

Posted 06 September 2010 | By | Categories: The Loving Dead | 1 Comment

R to L: Gary K. Wolfe, Carol Penn-Romine, Andy Romine, Christopher East, Amelia Beamer, Steven Klotz, Erin Klotz (photo by Jenn Reese)

I hadn’t done an event at Dark Delicacies before, and I really like the format. Instead of just reading (I like reading, but I know how this story goes) or just speaking, a bunch of us pulled up chairs and chatted about random stuff — zombies, Clarion, Locus — and had a really nice time.

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Realms of Fantasy review

Posted 06 September 2010 | By | Categories: The Loving Dead | 1 Comment

Paul Witcover did a charming review of THE LOVING DEAD in the October issue of Realms of Fantasy:

(This is one of those reviews where you know the reviewer got what you were trying to do.)

Beamer’s version of zombiehood is still about eating brains—and just about any other portion of the human anatomy—but she foregrounds what has, until now, mostly been the erotic subtext of the genre.  This disease seems to make people hornier—it’s one of the recognizable symptoms, as the book goes on—yet in truth, the expressive displays of sexuality and lustful hunger triggered by the disease are not too far beyond what is already common in Mike and Kate’s world of casual hookups and voyeuristic teasing, where irony is a shield against experience, not the hard-earned result of it.  Beamer’s zombies hunger for us—and we lust for them.  It’s the perfect symbiotic relationship…

Throughout, Beamer’s writing is sharp, funny, sexy, and appropriately gory.  A whole lot of somethings happen . . . and fast.  The main action takes place over the span of perhaps a full day.  But it’s in an epilogue set ten years later that Beamer brings a less frantic and more reflective tone to her novel, taking the outrageous deadpan comedy of the book into a more somber and human—or is that post-human?—place.

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Happy!

Posted 31 August 2010 | By | Categories: The Loving Dead | No Comments

An obligatory show-off post, in which I mention a few of the stellar reviews THE LOVING DEAD has been getting. Oh, may the zombie love never die!

“THE LOVING DEAD is funny, profane and more than a little bit squicky, a worthwhile and perceptive addition to a pop culture fad that won’t seem to lie down and stay dead.” — Michael Berry, San Francisco Chronicle

“In postulating zombiedom as a sexually transmitted disease – with a slow burn of compulsive and irrational horniness that’s not easy to distinguish from the regular kind, until it’s too late – Beamer has deliciously tweaked the zombie mythos just when it needed it most: at the height of its ubiquitous popularity. In the process, she has sliced through the great and horrible corpse-banging taboo with penetrating wit and astonishing verve, taking us intimately inside this weirdly emotional experience as no author before her. Horror writers, take note…. And for those literati who sorely doubt that any good can come from dancing with the tropes of genre fiction, prepare to have your transcendence gland fondled by Amelia Beamer’s dangerously knowing hands.” John Skipp, Horror Drive-In

“In Beamer’s world, Eros and Thanatos are a lot more than just Facebook buddies. And that raises some difficult relationship issues.” Elizabeth Hand, The Washington Post

“This story is one of the best ‘Patient Zero’ – damn close to it – tales since NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. Before you get your panties in a bunch, I’m not saying Ms. Beamer has unseated Romero…. I urge even the staunchest traditionalist (of which I tend to lean towards) to pick up this book.” — T.W. Brown, Buyzombie.com

“From start to finish, this novel is a true page-turner.” — Fangoria

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Dark Delicacies

Posted 15 August 2010 | By | Categories: The Loving Dead | No Comments

For LA-area people, I’ll be signing at Dark Delicacies in Burbank CA on Saturday August 28 at 3PM. Come by and say hi!

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SF in SF

Posted 08 August 2010 | By | Categories: The Loving Dead | No Comments

I’m looking forward to appearing at the San Francisco reading series SF in SF, along with Mark L. Van Name  and moderator Terry Bisson. Catch us on Saturday, September 11, at the Variety Preview Room, 582 Market St at Montgomery (first floor of the Hobart building, right off of BART), San Francisco. Doors at 6PM, readings at 7PM, then a break for drinks (cash bar proceeds go to Variety Children’s Charity), and a Q&A.

SF in SF is always fun — catch Cecelia Holland and Mary Robinette Kowal on August 21, or check out archives/interviews at Rick Kleffel’s Agony Column.

THE LOVING DEAD

If Chuck Palahniuk and Christopher Moore had a zombie love child, it would look like THE LOVING DEAD, a darkly comic debut novel.

Read the first four chapters of THE LOVING DEAD, gratis. Zombies, flirting, drugs, and sex: it's all there.

The Loving Dead cover image

What people are saying:


"THE LOVING DEAD is funny, profane, and more than a little bit squicky, a worthwhile and perceptive addition to a pop culture fad that won't seem to lie down and stay dead." -- Michael Berry, San Francisco Chronicle

"In Beamer's world, Eros and Thanatos are a lot more than just Facebook buddies. And that raises some difficult relationship issues." -- Elizabeth Hand, The Washington Post

"From start to finish, this novel is a true page-turner." --Fangoria

"This story is one of the best 'Patient Zero' -- damn close to it -- tales since NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. Before you get your panties in a bunch, I'm not saying Ms. Beamer has unseated Romero.... I urge even the staunchest traditionalist (of which I tend to lean towards) to pick up this book. -- T.W. Brown, Buyzombie.com

"THE LOVING DEAD is about learning who you truly care about in a broken world." -- Fred Cleaver, The Denver Post

"Beamer's version of zombiehood is still about eating brains -- and just about any other portion of the human anatomy -- but she foregrounds what has, until now, mostly been the erotic subtext of the genre.... Beamer's zombies hunger for us -- and we lust for them. It's the perfect symbiotic relationship." -- Paul Witcover, Realms of Fantasy

"Looking for an original zombie novel with some real literary weight? Seek out and read Amelia Beamer's debut novel. You'll never look at the undead the same way again." -- Paul Goat Allen, BN.com

"Blood, guts, and sex intermingle in this stylish debut... an entertaining and original take on the zombie apocalypse." -- Publishers Weekly

"THE LOVING DEAD is really kind of hot, in a very creepy way. Read it. You know you'd love you some sweet zombie sumpin' sumpin'. Buy it, bitches! Ride this zombie Zeppelin of love like there's no tomorrow." -- Christopher Moore, author of LAMB and A DIRTY JOB

"In THE LOVING DEAD, Amelia Beamer gives us a zombie novel like none other. Crisp, smooth and stylish, it zips along from scene to scene, accumulating tension, humor and insight as it accelerates. It is also comic and sexy, a combination I find irresistible." -- Peter Straub, author of A DARK MATTER

"Zombies are all over the place right now, but trust me, you've NEVER read a zombie novel like this! Amelia Beamer's THE LOVING DEAD is about zombies, all right, but it's zombies with Xanax, zeppelins, Trader Joe's, iPhone apps, sex, humor, adventure, NPR, IKEA, and Indiana Jones! It's a rollercoaster ride of a read and a true original!" -- Connie Willis, author of BLACKOUT.

"The stiffest nipples in the history of zombie horror fiction jut defiantly from the pages of THE LOVING DEAD, Amelia Beamer's eye-popping fornicopia of laughs, provocation and mayhem. Yes, it's all fun and games till the emotional hammer comes down. You may walk in with a hard-on, but you won't come out unscathed. Let me state this very clearly: I fucking love this brilliant book. For those of us who care about the burgeoning New Zombie literature, and the powerful cultural metaphors it contains, THE LOVING DEAD is a pivotal work." -- John Skipp, author of THE BRIDGE and THE LONG LAST CALL

"THE LOVING DEAD is a Grand Guignol extravaganza, appallingly vivid and unrelentingly suspenseful. Though definitely not a book for little kids, mature readers won't be able to put it down until they get to the last page." -- Tim Powers, author of DECLARE and THE ANUBIS GATES

"'Zombie' and 'romance' might be the last two words you expect to hear together, but Amelia Beamer's page turner offers just that -- and in addition illustrates how if you're serious about fighting zombies you've got to have the right phone apps. THE LOVING DEAD is a contemporary romp chock-full of bawdy sex and humor." -- Brian Evenson, author of LAST DAYS and FUGUE STATE

"Amelia Beamer's THE LOVING DEAD is strange, sick, sexy and scary. It's also wickedly funny and a damn good read." -- Jonathan Maberry, multiple Bram Stoker Award winning author of THE DRAGON FACTORY and PATIENT ZERO

"Promising young writer Amelia Beamer delivers plenty of requisite zombie gore and sex, but adds well-observed characters you get involved with, plus a kink ending that makes you glad she did." -- Cecelia Holland, critically acclaimed historical novelist and author of THE WITCHES' KITCHEN and VARANGER

"If you like raunchy comedy with whips, brains, and zombies, this is the book for you." -- Mario Acevedo, author of WEREWOLF SMACKDOWN

"Dark Fantasy's most audacious new talent answers the question on every reader's mind: What happens when the Undead discover iPhone apps and Trader Joe's?" -- Terry Bisson, critically acclaimed author of THE PICKUP ARTIST

"THE LOVING DEAD is a book that quivers with exquisite contradiction. It is at once sexy and horrific, hilarious and heartbreaking, ruthless and tender. Yes, this is a zombie novel but it is one of the very few I have ever read that has a real ending. If you like your fiction dark as midnight but lit by lightning bolts of emotion, Amelia Beamer awaits your pleasure." -- James Patrick Kelly, Nebula award winning author of BURN

"THE LOVING DEAD is that rare zombie story that manages to remember the human aspect that makes the living dead so terrifying. It's modern, witty, and funny as hell without crossing the line into parody, and it makes the question of 'how will you survive the zombie apocalypse' seem all that more important. Plus, how many zombie stories manage to feature Trader Joe's, iPhone applications, a Zeppelin, Alcatraz, and make it all make sense? Truly an awesomely wild ride." Mira Grant, author of FEED

"Who knew zombies could be so damn sexy? In THE LOVING DEAD, Amelia Beamer crafts a tale that is thrilling, at times raunchy, and all the while thoroughly entertaining. A unique and original take on the shambling, and in Beamer's eyes, bump-and-grinding, dead." Roger Ma, author of THE ZOMBIE COMBAT MANUAL: A GUIDE TO FIGHTING THE LIVING DEAD

"In Amelia Beamer's debut novel, you will quickly find yourself enamored with a variety of things and places and people -- Alcatraz, Trader Joe's, the dead and the living -- that you would have never imagined yourself loving before reading this funny, sexy zombie love story. And what's more, you will discover that the dead love you back. What more can you ask for in a novel? Read it and weep. No, read it and love. Love the loving dead back. They deserve it." -- Christopher Barzak, author of ONE FOR SORROW